Teacher: What is the
meaning of a school?

Sardar:A school is a place
where father pays and
the child plays.!

Banana:Why are you crying?
Apple:People will eat me
Banana:I feel puppy shame
Apple:Why?
Banana:All of them will remove my dress before eating!
:D

When we consume alcohol whatever in the mind comes out.

So i suggest u all students to

drink before writing the exam!!!
:D

Be bold when you lose
and
Be calm when you win.
Your life is a fingerprint that cannot be duplicated,
so make the Best impression with it !
:D

1 day God tested me, he erased all my memory & askd do u remembr any1 nw? I told UR name
God- smiled and said

Love is the first mistake of god.... Women is the second mistake....
But, both are beautiful mistakes....
-KarlMarx

Crow sitting on a tree doin nothing.
Deer thought to do the same & sat on ground.A lion came & ate it.
MORAL:To Sit&do Nothing,u need 2 b on top!