I WISH U A  ADVANCED HAPPY NEW YEAR 2010...............

Relation requires real efforts.
Even when every 1 of us is busy
with our own lives,
A simple sms reminds each other that
you are
not forgotten.

Remembrance is the better compliment than love... i never expect tons of love, but a milligram of remembrance..

Funny sticker:
Don't STEAL Money..!! Government hates competition..!!
:-) :-) :-) good MNG

Don't go the way
life takes you;
Take life
the way you want to go.
Remember !!
you are
'Born To Live'
'Not living because u r b

The most affectionate person fights more than enemy. the most valuable feeling arises when the most lovable ask sorry....

'New trend of BLACKMAIL:
Employee-
"If u dnt increase my salary,then i wil tel d whole office tat u increased only my salary" :-)

Sardar wins 10 crores frm lottery ticket.
dealer gav 7 crs aftr deducting tax.
Angry sardar,
"Give me 10 crores,otherwise giv my 20 Rupees back":

Be like a baby.. Because the baby does not know about past as well as it doesn't care about future also. But it enjoys every second...

Think big, think positive, think smart, think beautiful, think great. I know, that is 2 much 4 u, so here is a shortcut.....JUST THINK ABOUT ME

Most impressed line:

Every friend can tell that - i am understanding your feelings

But the real friend only tell - I feel your feelings

"No one has ever won a game of chess by moving forward alone" Sometimes you have to move backward to get a better step forward thats life.. Gd eve

Deebak: Teacher: What r the mostly used 3 words in English.

Student: I Don't Know...

Teacher: Shabash. U r right. Sit down.

7 RULES 2 B HAPPY
1.Nvr hate.
2.Dont worry.
3.Live simple.
4.Expect a little.
5.Give a lot.
6.Always smile.
7.Hav a friend
like me....

God does not test an incapable person.
If you are being tested,Be happy.Becoz God thinks U r the most capable and will come out succesfully.

A company held a contest for kids with the theme "The most nice thing my father ever did for me"

1 kid answered
"He married my mother"
Good Evening

P-redictable
R-eminders
O-ppurtunities
B-lessings
L-essons
E-xperiences
M-iracle
but
S-olvable
So don't get upset when u get "PROBLEM"

Santa:Oye,what are you doing?
Banta: Recording this baby's voice.
Santa:Why?
Banta: When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this..!
:D

Accepting every victory with a humble heart and every defeat with a gracious mind is the best way to live in this world.

Come like a Horse, Sit like a thief and Go like a king This slogan is written on a.... toilet door :)

Don’t write your name on sand, waves will wash it. Don’t write your name on sky, wind may blow it. Write your name on hearts of your friends, that’s where it will stay.

The one who likes you most, sometimes hurts you, but again he is the only one who feels your pain.

Friends are like shoes, some loose some tight, some fit just right, and they help you as you walk through life. Thanks for being my size!

Stars has 5 ends
Square has 4 ends
Trinagle has 3 ends
Line has 2 ends
but Circle of our friendship has no end…

A daily thought…
A silent tear…
A Constant wish that u r near…
Words are few but thoughts r deep…
Memories of our frenship i’ll always keep!!

Sometimes in life we think we don’t need anyone. But sometime we don’t have anyone when we need… So don’t let your best buddies go ever…

P-redictable
R-eminders
O-ppurtunities
B-lessings
L-essons
E-xperiences
M-iracle
but
S-olvable
So don't get upset when u get "PROBLEM"

Best
ever romantic words said by true lover to his love... "I dont know how
beautiful you are bcoz my eyes haven't moved from your eyes"

Beautiful Lines
"I Thought
L O V E
Is
L I F E ..!!!
But My
L O V E
Taught Me
What Is
L I F E .. !!! * :)

I am in casualty now, don't say I didn't tell you. After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to ICU. Doctor told, I will die if I don't STOP.. Missing You

Ghajini effect-
A Boy opens his tiffin box on d road

Y?

He wanted 2 check,
Whether he was going 2 school or coming bak.!

4 things that come at any time

1. Friend

2. Love

3. Money

4. Urine

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1. United we pass divided we fail..!

2. A bit a day keeps the arrears away.

3. Write exams till you succeed

4. Micro bits make macro marks..

When I was born, GOD said, “Oh No! Another idiot”. When you were born, God said, “Oh No! Competition”. Who knew, one day these two will become Friends FOREVER!

Interviewer: Can u spell a word that has
more than 100 letters in it?


Interviewee: P-O-S-T-B-O-X...

Best Traffic ad for the year
Lord Ganesha says,
"Care for ur head,
Not everyone gets
a replacement
like me!
Wear helmet!!

P-redictable
R-eminders
O-ppurtunities
B-lessings
L-essons
E-xperiences
M-iracle
but
S-olvable
So don't get upset when u get "PROBLEM"

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Always try 2 b a first place winner,coz d second place winner is d first loser

Past is experience.
Present is experiment.
Future is expectation.
Use your experience in ur experiment acheive your expectations.

(. .) 18 YEARS
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CHANGE WOMAN BEFORE LATE

When does a friend become a best friend?
When his dialogue, “I care for you” converts into “I will kill you if you don’t care for me”

A rose
needs
water,
a season
needs
change,
a poet
needs
a
pen
i
need ur
Lovely friendship
till my life ends :)

Sometimes v wonder y fnds keep forwarding msgs to us, d reason is cos u've nothing to say,but still want 2 keep in touch tats what v say true fndship

Worlds shortest jokes:

1) 2 Women r sitting quiet.

2) 2 Sardars r playing chess.

3) GirlFriend pays the bill…!!!

Need more???

U r beautiful.

If wealth is lost nothing is lost,
If health is lost something is lost,
If character is lost everything is lost...