Teacher: What is the
meaning of a school?

Sardar:A school is a place
where father pays and
the child plays.!

Banana:Why are you crying?
Apple:People will eat me
Banana:I feel puppy shame
Apple:Why?
Banana:All of them will remove my dress before eating!
:D

When we consume alcohol whatever in the mind comes out.

So i suggest u all students to

drink before writing the exam!!!
:D

Be bold when you lose
and
Be calm when you win.
Your life is a fingerprint that cannot be duplicated,
so make the Best impression with it !
:D

1 day God tested me, he erased all my memory & askd do u remembr any1 nw? I told UR name
God- smiled and said

Love is the first mistake of god.... Women is the second mistake....
But, both are beautiful mistakes....
-KarlMarx

Crow sitting on a tree doin nothing.
Deer thought to do the same & sat on ground.A lion came & ate it.
MORAL:To Sit&do Nothing,u need 2 b on top!

Sardar:What A Bad Novel.Lot Of Characters In It.But No Story!

Man:Fool.Its The Telephone Directory!
:D

visit www.technomasti.com

Survey:In How Many Days A 500 Book Can Be Read?

Writer:One Week

Doctor:2 Week

Lawyer:1 Month

Student:One Knight Just Before Exam!
:D

Santa:Will U marry after I die?
Wife:No I will live with my sister
Wife:Will U marry after I die
Santa:No I will also live with ur sister!
:D

Do u know the full form of DAIRYMILK?
Darling Always I Remember You
Meet me Immediately for a Long Kiss.
thats why a girl like Dairymilk.
:D

What is the difference b/w love marriage&arranged?

In love you will marry your girl friend.

in arranged u will marry any others girl friend.

A Dog Start 2 Follow Sardar!

He Call Customer Care

Sardr:i put the Airtel sim.but how Hutch network is coming?
:D

Sir:Why Yo Didnt Studied ur geography?
Sardar:My Dad says The World is changing EveryDay,
So I decided To wait Until it Settles Down!

Only normal people say that 'success knocks ur door 1ce'
but
Achievers say 'knock the door of failure to meet success.....'

Sardar:Gopal Soap,Gopal Brush,Gopal Powder!

Dr:Is Gopal An International Company?

Sardar:No He Is My Room Mate!
:D

An old mans T-SHIRT Quote read:

I am not 70;I am 16 with 54 years of experience!

Thats attitude...

Think positive!

Over Come Problems
=
Miss_U

Tourist:Whose skeleton is that?
Santa:Tipu's skeleton.
T:Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
S:That's Tipu's skeleton when he was child!
:D

Death:where life ends,
Hate:where love ends,
Divorce:where mariage ends,
Ocean:where land ends,
Friendship:where 'I' ends &
"WE" begins...!

Lion came across a Pig & said: I roar & the Jungle fears

Pigs reply:Now a days I sneaze&the world fears.
How things change!
Swine Flue!

A Mother Makes Her Son Gentle In 20 Years.

Wah..

Wah..

But A Girl Makes Him Mental In 20 Seconds..!

Wah!
---
:D

Teacher:Why Are You Late?

Sardar:
I Was Obeying
Road Sign!

Teacher:
What Sign?

Sardar:School Ahead,Go Slow..!

"Love happens wen Some1 hurts u, u dont hurt back.

Wen some1 shouts at u,
u dont shout back.
But.
Wen some1 needs u,
u alwys COME BACK!"

Company offered Rs500 for best money saving idea.

1st Prize got the man who tell to cut prize to 250!
:D

If A Gorilla Catches You,What Will You Do?

I Know You Both Will Start Playing.Its Natural When Close Friends Meet..!!
:D

*Super Trick!

Do you Want To Make A Call Without Reduce Balance From Ur Phone?

Then Make That Call From Any Other Phone!
:)

Imran Hashmi:One Lipstic Pls..

Shop Keeper:Which Colour Sir?

Imran Hashmi:Yaar..Colour Is Not A Problem..Give Me The Tasty One!
:D

I Know Ur Brain Is Very Special.

Ur Brain Has Two Parts.One Left&Other Right.

In Right Nothing Is Left&Left Nothing Is Right!
:D

Sardar:Pls Give Me A Recharge Card Of Rs.10

Man:You Get Only Rs.7 Talk Time

Sardar:No Problem,Give Sweets For The Left 3.
):-D

Sardar Seriously Studying Books About Blood.

Sardar:Doctor Said Tomorrow I Have A Blood Test.So I Want To Score Good Marks!
:D

Sir:Where Does The Sun Goes Knight?

Sardar:It Doesnt Go Anywhere.

Sir:Good..
Continue

Santa:Due To Darkness We Cant See It!

Love&Death Are Two Un invited Guests,When They Will Come Nobody Knows, But Both Do The Same Work,One Takes Heart&The Other Takes Its Beats!
Miss_U

Man Jumped To Sea And Didnt Return.

Another Man Jumped To Sea And Didnt Return!

Sardar Concluded-
Man Is Soluble In Water!
:D

I am Not A Pencil
To Write Ur Happiness,
But I Will Be A Nice Rubber To Erase All Your Sadness&Sorrows.
Keep Smiling Always!
*Miss_U*
:D

Teacher:Who Was Mahatma Gandhi?

Santa:He Was A Great Hero Who Helped Munna Bhai MBBS For Impressing His Girl Friend!
:D

How To bring up A Child To Make Him Absolutly:-
Charming,
Smart,
Sweet,
Funny,
Cute&
Intelligent?

Whats The Difference B/w Confidence&Over Confidence?

Confidence:U Can Kiss Ur Girl Friend

Over Confidence:Only You Can Kiss Her!
True_Na?
:D

Lady:Is this my train?
Sam:No,its Governments Train
Lady:Be Serious,I Mean Can I Take This Train To Delhi?
Sam:No,Train Is Too Heavy!
:D

Boy On Phone:My Son is Suffring Frm Cold&Wont Be Able 2 Come 2 School 2day.

Teacher:Who Is Speaking?

Boy:This Is My Father Speaking!
:D

Doctor:You Have 206 Bones In Your Body!

Sardar:Tell It Slowly!

Doctor:Why?

Sardar:My Dog Is Outside,If It Hears He Will Kill Me!
*:D
Mr_Bean

"A"
"Rose.Say"
"I.miss.u"
"A"
"Smile.Say"
"I.Like .You"
"A"
"Ring.Say"
"I.Help.u"
"BUT
"My.Small.S.M .S"
"Say"
"I.cant.4get"
"U

Teacher: to a dull boy,
if u have 12 chocolate and u give 5 to leena,
3 to tina,4 to meena,
then what will You get?
Student:3 Girl friends..

Life is a book of mysteries.u never know which page wil bring a gud twist.so keep on reading bcoz happines comes suddenly.
by
CHAITU :-)

Remember these words :

"I Never See
What has
been Done;

I Only See
What Remains
to be Done"
-BILL GATES..!

Simple calculation for how long we will be friends.

Just count your heartbeats, till your heart stops...........

When I think, I think of you,
when I look, I want to look at you.
I am crazy about you,
even if it seems to become an obsession

GALILEO: Great Mind.
EINSTEIN: Genius Mind.
NEWTON : Extraordinary Mind.
BILL GATES: Brilliant Mind.
ME : Master Mind.
YOU : Never Mind

FRNDSHIP isn't abt whom v hav knwn d Longst,
who came 1st or
who Cares d Best.
It's al abut Who Came n Nvr Left..

R U fluent in English.?
Yes.?
sure?
vry fluent?

OK

Read Dis fast&loud..

A beautiful understanding abt life:
"Your problem is never really your problem,
Your reaction to the problem is really your problem.,!!"

Do u know d best couples in d universe?

'Smile and Tears'

Dey rarely meet,
but when dey meet,it is the most beautiful moment of our LIFE.

Many years have passed

millions of tomorrow gone

but still the hope remains
in all students tat

we will study tomorrow...!!

Shakespeare:
"Affection s not measured
whn both take care of each
other;It is measured whn one ignores & the other still
continues 2 care.!

"Do not postpone todays work for tomorrow"
You can also do it day after tomorrow..!
So enjoy life..
"great people think differently"

"Always do somthing for ur frnds even if u are busy.
Because 1day u will get free time but not ur friends back."

MASTREO WORDS:

I dont think in making right decisions..

I take decisions and then make it right..
- Sachin Tendulkar..

Every Failure Has Some Positive Feedback...
For Example,
Type the Word "rejected" in Dictionary Mode. See Wat u get.
Its amazing :-)

If an egg is broken from OUTSIDE force
-a Life ends.
If an egg breaks from INSIDE force
-a Life begins.
GREAT things always begin WITHIN us...

A very touching moment of life is when u say
" Yes, Im fine"
& ur frnd looks into ur eyes and says..
"ok now tell me d truth wats the matter.

Smile is the best credit card bcoz
1.acceptd worldwide
2.auto reload
3.unlimitd usage
4.no payment
5.makes every one happy.

Honey Said:
"I'm d Sweetest In the World"
God Laughed & Said:"Wait,u hav Not Met d Person Reading this sMs"
Moral-"Even God also jokes"

A guy asked his Dad for a bike..
He got angry n said "Why did God give u two legs?"
Guy replied smartly "One to apply brake other to change gear"

thamana is pregnant.
so each and every media searching me,
so i am escape to america.
You also escape da b'coz thamana's dog also pregnant.

Once again ur msg tone wil ring & U look at ur cute phone. Expectin a msg from som1 special but so sad
its juz dis old stupid again..!
Gud eve

" Born with
personality, is
an accident ",

" Dying with
personality, is an achievement...."
- Vivekananda..

A Sardharji falls in love with a nurse. He thinks of writing a love letter 2 her. He thinks..
thinks..
& finally writes

"I LUV U SISTER!!!

Touching lines from broken Friend:
I didnt run away from you.
I just walked slowly but what killed me is that you didnt even care to stop me.

Umbrella can't stop the rain but protect's us....
Confidence may not bring success....
But.,
It gives a courage to face any challenge....

Police Arrested A Driver Sardar For Making Accident!

Judge:How The Accident Was Happened?

Sardar:I Dont Know.During Accident I Was Sleeping!
:D

Pongal is here, an occasion tht marks joy & cheer, & brngs along everythng best! Happy sankranthi 

HAPPY SANKRANTI MEANS: S: SANTHOSHAM, A: ANXIETY, N: NOMADIC, K: KASTAM, R:RULE, A: ANY, N: NAUGHTY, T: TASTER, I: INTELLENGENCES.

We think there is enough time to live!
But we never know which moment is last..
So share..
Love..
Care..
&
Celebrate
every moment..

Be careful for our words in a 'MEETING',
Be careful for our thinking in
'ALONE'....
Have a positive day for you.

Touchable friendship words: I know i cant make you laugh all the time, but i'll give my shoulder wenever you cry!!. Gud mng......

I wanted to send some thing special
to make you smile but
the post man said
I must get out of the post box. Good Morning Friend:)

1 day God tested me, he erased all my memory & askd do u remembr any1 nw? I told UR name
God- smiled and said

some virus can't be formated...

Love is the first mistake of god.... Women is the second mistake....
But, both are beautiful mistakes....
-KarlMarx

"Happiness is Like a Butterfly....if
U run after it, it keeps Flying away; But if U Stand still, It Comes and Sits on ur Shoulder.

Crow sitting on a tree doin nothing.
Deer thought to do the same & sat on ground.A lion came & ate it.
MORAL:To Sit&do Nothing,u need 2 b on top!

Only normal people say that 'success knocks ur door 1ce'
but
Achievers say 'knock the door of failure to meet success.....'

Baby mosquito came back after its 1st time flying.
His dad askd him,"how do u feel"
He said"it was wonderful every1 was clapping 4 me!"
Dats atti

Death:where life ends,
Hate:where love ends,
Divorce:where mariage ends,
Ocean:where land ends,
Friendship:where 'I' ends &
"WE" begins...!

Sardarini: U know, husband & wife aren't allowed to be together in heaven!
Sardar : Yes, I know. That's why it's called heaven!;-);-)

"SWEET QUOTE from a kid"
"LOVE is when i cant pay attention in class bcoz i'm busy in writin her first name wid my last name"

Morning 2 Evening
January 2 Dcember
Sunday 2 Saturday
AM 2 PM
My feelings 4u hv Nvr changd
U r
always my
"friend"

F=Fantastic
R=Rocking
I=Insurable
E=Enrgetic
N=Naughty
D=Dearest
my frnd thats YOU

A True saying:

When i was studying in school days my Teachers were wearing sun glasses

You know why?
Because i was a "BRIGHT STUDENT" :)

Care for one... who shares with u,
Share with one.. who knows u,
know the one.who miss u, But, don't miss the one..who is "TRUE TO YOU".

PHRASE:
"MAKE YOURSELF SCARCE"
Meaning:
Stay away, in order to avoid trouble.
Eg.
He insisted I make myself scarce.

ADALF HITLER went 2 Court 2 prove, HE is the leading KILLER in the Earth.
But he failed & came out angrily and shouted,
"who is CHAITU"?...

When u have so much pain in ur heart & u want to cry,
The only person who can stop u from crying... is exactly the same person who made u cry.

Never look for beauty,it will fall one day.Never look for money u may lose it someday.But look for a loveable heart that wil never 'miss u'any day..

I WISH U A   HAPPY NEW YEAR 2010...............

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