Banana:Why are you crying?
Apple:People will eat me
Banana:I feel puppy shame
Apple:Why?
Banana:All of them will remove my dress before eating!
:D

When we consume alcohol whatever in the mind comes out.

So i suggest u all students to

drink before writing the exam!!!
:D

Be bold when you lose
and
Be calm when you win.
Your life is a fingerprint that cannot be duplicated,
so make the Best impression with it !
:D

1 day God tested me, he erased all my memory & askd do u remembr any1 nw? I told UR name
God- smiled and said

Love is the first mistake of god.... Women is the second mistake....
But, both are beautiful mistakes....
-KarlMarx

Crow sitting on a tree doin nothing.
Deer thought to do the same & sat on ground.A lion came & ate it.
MORAL:To Sit&do Nothing,u need 2 b on top!

Sardar:What A Bad Novel.Lot Of Characters In It.But No Story!

Man:Fool.Its The Telephone Directory!
:D

visit www.technomasti.com

Survey:In How Many Days A 500 Book Can Be Read?

Writer:One Week

Doctor:2 Week

Lawyer:1 Month

Student:One Knight Just Before Exam!
:D

Santa:Will U marry after I die?
Wife:No I will live with my sister
Wife:Will U marry after I die
Santa:No I will also live with ur sister!
:D

Do u know the full form of DAIRYMILK?
Darling Always I Remember You
Meet me Immediately for a Long Kiss.
thats why a girl like Dairymilk.
:D

What is the difference b/w love marriage&arranged?

In love you will marry your girl friend.

in arranged u will marry any others girl friend.

A Dog Start 2 Follow Sardar!

He Call Customer Care

Sardr:i put the Airtel sim.but how Hutch network is coming?
:D

Sir:Why Yo Didnt Studied ur geography?
Sardar:My Dad says The World is changing EveryDay,
So I decided To wait Until it Settles Down!

Only normal people say that 'success knocks ur door 1ce'
but
Achievers say 'knock the door of failure to meet success.....'

Sardar:Gopal Soap,Gopal Brush,Gopal Powder!

Dr:Is Gopal An International Company?

Sardar:No He Is My Room Mate!
:D

An old mans T-SHIRT Quote read:

I am not 70;I am 16 with 54 years of experience!

Thats attitude...

Think positive!

Over Come Problems
=
Miss_U

Tourist:Whose skeleton is that?
Santa:Tipu's skeleton.
T:Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
S:That's Tipu's skeleton when he was child!
:D

Death:where life ends,
Hate:where love ends,
Divorce:where mariage ends,
Ocean:where land ends,
Friendship:where 'I' ends &
"WE" begins...!

Lion came across a Pig & said: I roar & the Jungle fears

Pigs reply:Now a days I sneaze&the world fears.
How things change!
Swine Flue!

A Mother Makes Her Son Gentle In 20 Years.

Wah..

Wah..

But A Girl Makes Him Mental In 20 Seconds..!

Wah!
---
:D

Teacher:Why Are You Late?

Sardar:
I Was Obeying
Road Sign!

Teacher:
What Sign?

Sardar:School Ahead,Go Slow..!

"Love happens wen Some1 hurts u, u dont hurt back.

Wen some1 shouts at u,
u dont shout back.
But.
Wen some1 needs u,
u alwys COME BACK!"

Company offered Rs500 for best money saving idea.

1st Prize got the man who tell to cut prize to 250!
:D

If A Gorilla Catches You,What Will You Do?

I Know You Both Will Start Playing.Its Natural When Close Friends Meet..!!
:D

*Super Trick!

Do you Want To Make A Call Without Reduce Balance From Ur Phone?

Then Make That Call From Any Other Phone!
:)

Imran Hashmi:One Lipstic Pls..

Shop Keeper:Which Colour Sir?

Imran Hashmi:Yaar..Colour Is Not A Problem..Give Me The Tasty One!
:D

I Know Ur Brain Is Very Special.

Ur Brain Has Two Parts.One Left&Other Right.

In Right Nothing Is Left&Left Nothing Is Right!
:D

Sardar:Pls Give Me A Recharge Card Of Rs.10

Man:You Get Only Rs.7 Talk Time

Sardar:No Problem,Give Sweets For The Left 3.
):-D

Sardar Seriously Studying Books About Blood.

Sardar:Doctor Said Tomorrow I Have A Blood Test.So I Want To Score Good Marks!
:D

Sir:Where Does The Sun Goes Knight?

Sardar:It Doesnt Go Anywhere.

Sir:Good..
Continue

Santa:Due To Darkness We Cant See It!

Love&Death Are Two Un invited Guests,When They Will Come Nobody Knows, But Both Do The Same Work,One Takes Heart&The Other Takes Its Beats!
Miss_U

Man Jumped To Sea And Didnt Return.

Another Man Jumped To Sea And Didnt Return!

Sardar Concluded-
Man Is Soluble In Water!
:D

I am Not A Pencil
To Write Ur Happiness,
But I Will Be A Nice Rubber To Erase All Your Sadness&Sorrows.
Keep Smiling Always!
*Miss_U*
:D

Teacher:Who Was Mahatma Gandhi?

Santa:He Was A Great Hero Who Helped Munna Bhai MBBS For Impressing His Girl Friend!
:D

How To bring up A Child To Make Him Absolutly:-
Charming,
Smart,
Sweet,
Funny,
Cute&
Intelligent?

Whats The Difference B/w Confidence&Over Confidence?

Confidence:U Can Kiss Ur Girl Friend

Over Confidence:Only You Can Kiss Her!
True_Na?
:D

Lady:Is this my train?
Sam:No,its Governments Train
Lady:Be Serious,I Mean Can I Take This Train To Delhi?
Sam:No,Train Is Too Heavy!
:D

Boy On Phone:My Son is Suffring Frm Cold&Wont Be Able 2 Come 2 School 2day.

Teacher:Who Is Speaking?

Boy:This Is My Father Speaking!
:D